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Vintage 30 single jersey tee
Washed to create soft, vintage effect
Custom dye pattern - no two alike
Printed graphics on front and back
Flocked text overlay
Stepped hem

Fits slightly boxy and cropped like a perfect vintage tee from an existence long ago. Take your natural size.

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